Why Is This Man Smiling?

Did OJ Simpson break into a Las Vegas hotel room, with or without a gun, ringleader or follower, and take sports memorabilia?

Who cares? If he were anyone else, this wouldn't be front-page news. And we wouldn't have to see his smiling face and hear him say, yet again, that the cops are out to get him. People: He loves the attention. Don't give it to him.

Well, I foresee another stretch in which I won't have to watch the "news."